You can tell Gail, if she calls That I’m famous now for all of these rock and roll songs And even if that’s a lie  She shoulda given me a try When we were kids on the field of the first day of school I would’ve been her fool And I would’ve sang out your name in those old high school halls You tell that to Gail, if she calls And you can tell Jane, if she writes That I’m drunk off all these stars and all these crazy Hollywood nights And that’s total deceit  But she shoulda married me And tell her I spent every night of my youth…