From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose,alt.sex,alt.sex.stories,alt.sex.bondage,alt.butt.harp
Subject: RICHH:  UM, HOT?
Message-ID: <1992Oct20.001227.128@netcom.com>
Date: 20 Oct 92 00:12:27 GMT
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you know how this works
<my(Richh's)additions>
from a story found on the net.

                        FANTASY FUCK



     Hi!<Hi back!>  My name is Jim and I would like to tell you
about my fantasy<Cool.  Just sit right back and you'll hear a
tale...>.  It involves my co-worker Amy<All right!  A number 3. 
The co-worker named Amy.  I love a good number 3!.  Call me Kreskin
but I bet she wears lace panties...> But first a little background
to my story<All right!  Good to see *someone* knows de Maupassant.>

     Amy is a good looking woman<Knock me over with a FEATHER!>. 
Definitely not one you would refuse admission to your bed<Of
course, this begs the question:  just who DOES get refused?  That's
a question I don't think you're prepared to answer>.  Amy and I
have known each other for several years<That whole "become a penpal
with an inmate" program has really taken off.  *And* done wonders
for the recidivism rate, I hear.>.  But only recently has she begun
working in the office where I work<Now I think she wants my job! 
But the only way to get promoted here is by assassinating...SPOCK.
MUST.  DIE!>.  She has a friendly outgoing personality<as opposed
to those evil outgoing bitches.  Hate em.>, always greeting
everyone with a friendly "Hello!"<[cough cough] blowjob> and a
beautiful smile.  On several occasions we've had opportunity for
friendly conversation which almost always includes comments which
can be taken with a sexual connotation<To wit:  "So, you like,
fuck, or what?">.  Some times I think there may be a little
interest on her part but I've not taken any steps to find out
because it might be just innocent flirting<That IS what it means
when a woman drops to her knees and draws magic marker arrows all
over her face pointing to her mouth, isn't it?>.  She generally is
pretty conservative in her dress<but not THIS time, I'll wager!>,
but has a few outfits that reveal her physical assets<of which she
has many thereof> and cause me to loose<n my belt and give Lil
Elvis a squeeze> my concentration every time she walks by. 
Enough!<Who said that?  Shakespeare?  Macbeth, Act 5?  Have fun
storming the castle.  Nope.  Billy Crystal.  My mistake.>  Let's
get on to my fantasy<Let's.>. 
     It begins like this.  This particular day Amy is wearing this
sexy one piece jump suit<Hee.  As opposed to those dreaded *two*-
piece jump suits that we used to call pants and a shirt> that
catches my eye<and drags it twenty feet.  Line nicked from Emo
Philips, btw.>  every time she passes<wind> by or enters my office. 
Several times through out<some times, through out, alot, its,
its...> the day I find myself thinking about what it would be like
to bed her down<!!!> and finding it hard to hide my hardon<Maybe I
should throw on some pants, but...nah>.  We both end up working
late. Amy typing, filing, and answering the phone<cuz that's what
girlies do.>  Trying to keep ahead of the paper work<What a drag it
is getting old...Huh?>.  Me working on many of the engineering
details that go into many of the projects that I am involved
in<What a MAN!  I am ENGINEER-MAN!  Hold me BACK!  Hold me BACK, I
say!  Oh yeah, and Amy, some coffee.>. 
     Everyone else has gone for the day so we are by ourselves<I
throw on some Color Me Badd and do the mazurka, AS IS MY WONT!>.
Amy passes my office again on the way to do some more filing<Yup,
her nails.>.  I glance up and she <half->smiles<half-retches> at
me.  The fabric of her jump suit<both pieces!> enhances the
cure<Show me show me show me...> of her breasts and ass<AS IT IS
WONT TO DO!!>.  I'd looked at that ass coming and going seeing the
outline of her bikini panties many times today<And I STILL managed
to trisect an angle using only a Sony Watchman and kim chee.  I am
SUCH a MAN!>.  I think that the absence of pantie<!> lines is
sexier but what the hay<Wilbur!> an ass covered with lace
panties<knew it!> is sexy too<also>. Well I just can't take it any
more<so I rape the slut and go the fuck home.>.  I get up from my
desk and follow her into the other office<Subtly, though...I
crawl.>.  As I walk down the hall I have to adjust the angle of my
cock in my pants because it was bent over in the middle and very
uncomfortable<This was not a problem, though, since I had a compass
and a straight-edge handy.  And some kim chee.>.  Amy is standing
in front of one of the file cabinets putting files into the top
drawer<Amy--career woman!>.
      As I enter the office she turns and smiles at me but
continues to put files away<and I feel the heat, the heat between
you and me.>.  I step up behind her slipping my arms around her<but
it's cool.  My lawyer is Clarence Thomas.>.  One around her waist
and the other I slip up and cup her <only>breast with my hand. 
Pressing my hard tool<Craftsman triple-edged routing belt-driven
edger.  Bob Vila *this*!  I do NOT fuck around.> between the cheeks
of her ass I expect her to scream and slap my face<so I duct tape
her mouth shut and...>.  I also figured it would be the end of my
job for making sexual advances<Clarence...?>. The way my balls
ached I didn't care<Now THAT'S the spirit!  You know she wants it. 
They all do.  Dressing that way.  Having those cunts...>.  I needed
a good fuck and thought nothing ventured nothing gained<Who said
that?  Leopold and Loeb?>.  Man was I surprised<when she shape-
shifted...into Aaden!!> Instead of turning around and slapping my
face she pressed her ass even harder against my iron hard<okay,
well, at least al dente> cock and moaned as I felt her nipple
harden against the palm of my hand.

     With that encouragement I continued to lightly squeeze her
breast and pinch her nipple<Okay, fine>.  My other hand slid toward
that mound at the <petticoat> junction of her slender legs.  When
my hand reached her love mound<Oh dear lord!  Well, it does beat
"gaping, hellish nether rictus", but still...> I pressed my fingers
into her fabric covered<burlap--this chick knows from texture!>
slit. There I received my second surprise<On the handle...WAS A
HOOK!>.  I felt the dampness of her arousal that had already soaked
through and the warmth of her hot pussy<Dig if you will the
picture...>.  Amy softly moaned again as she alternated pressing
her ass against my tool<man-cannon> and cunt against my hand.  My
cock ached to have release<and her mouth just begged to give suck!>
so I turned her around and brought my lips to hers driving my
tongue into her <duct tape?>mouth<ah.>.  I continued to caress her
breast and I pressed my love tool against her<Okay, it's a tool. 
We know.  We know.>.  Her nipples stood out against the cloth that
covered her tits burning hard against the palm of my hand and the
small damp spot between her legs grew larger<Parse *that*,
motherfucker!>. There we stood in that small office humping against
each other like two animals in heat<Animals strike curious
poses...>. 
     I reached behind her, pulled down the zipper of her jump
suit<only I forgot.  It's a two-piecer.  DOH!> and <deftly>
unhooked<tore apart> her bra.  As I pulled the material off her
shoulders revealing those hard upturned nipples<on her
*shoulders*??  Ewwwwwwwwwww.  "Chernobyl Babes in Heat"!> she said,
"Jim we shouldn't be doing this.<I'm still pre-op, you know."> 
I<laid a little Soul on her and> said, "<Don't give up on us>Baby,
I need you<Smoothie!>.  My cock aches for you<Man, this guy's good. 
DAMN GOOD!>.  Feel how hard it is<just to square a circle>."  With
that<I pulled my foot out of my mouth and> I felt her reach for my
long hard shaft<tool>.  I cupped Amy's naked breasts and
tweaked<whee> her nipples as she squeezed the length of my cock
through my <anxiety>pants.  I almost came right then and there<but
didn't, as I'm good, DAMN...oh, you know>.  My mind almost refuses
to believe that Amy, with her short blond hair, green eyes and
model's figure and I were together like this.<Heh, you think
*you're* having a problem buying that...>

     I began to <Robert>plant<perennials> kisses on her neck and
upper chest working my way to her pert<PLUS!  Guys'll tell you they
don't think about their hair.  Chyeah.  I think Sy Sperling hears
me knockin...> breasts and hot nipples<Um, her nipples?  Did I
mention that they were hot?  Okay, but did I tell you how hard my
tool was?  Good.>.  All the while she is rubbing the length of my
bursting cock<CLEAR!>.  As my lips touched her nipple she moaned,
"Oh, Suck iiittttttt."<So I replied, "Can't you see that's what I'm
doing, you silly twat?"> and I did just that.  Sucking that hard
hot bud<but was it *HOT*?> between my lips I gently scraped it with
my teeth<Twelve stitches later....>.  Amy pressed me harder against
her tit pushing more of it into my mouth.  I eagerly sucked it in
tonguing that hard button at the same time<I looked close and just
below the aureole she had tattooed "You are here."  What a lady!>. 
Switching tits I gave the other one similar treatment<Great. 
Twelve more stitches.>. 
     Amy was no silent<scream> lover.  All the time animalistic
sounds came from deep in her throat<No doubt.>.  I licked her
breasts and sucked her nipples for some time<'s when we touch, the
honesty...>.  Amy just got hotter and hotter<Those nipples were
WHITE-hot!>.  She pressed down on my head which I took as a cue to
move a little lower<That, plus the "EAT ME NOW!" kinda gave me the
hint.  You gotta understand something:  I *know* chicks.  I pick up
on things...>.  As I licked my way lower I peeled the jump suit
from her body<this whole jump suit I'm having a real problem
with...>.  I reached her navel<belly-button> and pushed my tongue
into that indentation<and was rewarded with...LINT!  And plenty
thereof.  Cool--girl raunch.>.  Giving her a hint of what was yet
to come<I called up my best friend from high school and told him
what I was doing>.  As I licked her <gaping, bottomless>navel
making fucking motions with my tongue<Oh, stop> I pushed the jump
suit<both pieces!> to the floor revealing the panties which covered
her love hole<sulphurous pit? access and passage to remorse?>.
Hooking my fingers into the <looser the>waistband<the deeper the
quicksand...or so I have read> I stripped them from her. Here she
was before me totally naked<Slut!>.  I could now smell the
odor<repulsive stench> of her arousal.  It made my cock throb all
the more<Yeah, I dug it.>.  Never had my cock felt so hard or hurt
so much from arousal<Not EVER!>.  I continued my assault on her
navel but my fingers explored the dark fur that covered her love
mound<And what did those fingers find??  Candy corn!!  Wheeeee.>. 
Amy stepped out of the pile of clothes at her feet and opened her
legs slightly to allow my fingers to move closer to her most secret
place<Schenectady!>.  She shuddered as my fingertips reached and
slid across the outer lips of her hot love hole<hot, yes, but only
blue-hot>.  I gently pushed one of my fingers into her not knowing
how tight she would be and not wanting to hurt her<fuckin' SNAG. 
Give 'er the fist.  You know she wants it.>.  It slipped in
easily<slut!> only dew<oh dear> to the dampness that lubricated
her<That, plus all the vaginal DP scenes she used to shoot back at
her "old job">.  My tongue and finger both made fucking motions
bringing her even closer to her first orgasm<ever...God damn I'm
good>.  She spread her legs wider<hyperextending like a rhythmic
gymnast until I could clearly see Waldo.  And that Herb guy.> to
allow me more freedom in my movements.  I pressed my thumb against
her clit which was not hard to find as it<was FOOKIN HUGE!> stood
erect and peeked from between her cunt lips<Hee.>.  The instant my
thumb touched that hot bud<so you're saying...it was hot?> she had
her first orgasm<BARANGUS!>. It started as a low growl in her
throat<I have a clitoris in my throat?!!  Yeah, well how would
*you* like it if you had a penis in your ear?> but ended with the
walls of her cunt gripping my finger<so *that's* what the key grip
is...You know, I always wondered...>.  I knew that this fuck was
going to be the best<first> that I had ever had.

     I took her to the desk where we pushed everything onto the
floor<God damn NeXt box--to hell with ya!>.  As she perched her
ass<!> on the desk I stood before her<in all my glory!>.  Together
we stripped my clothes from me<I coulda done it myself, only I'm
slow on the shoe part.  Always have been.>.  She let out a gasp
of<despair> surprise as she got her first glimpse of my love
tool<!>.  She probably would have laughed had she seen it in its
flaccid state<knock me over with a FEATHER!>. Because sometimes it
is as short as 2 inches<like after our Polar Bear club
meetings...>.  But turned on as I was it had reached its full 7 1/2
inches in length<as opposed to seven inches in color> and was
nearly the six inches around, well above the average<as I'm a MAN,
a REAL MAN!>. I figured that she didn't expect a cock that big on
a guy only five foot six<5'10" in heels!>.  I stepped between her
legs and my long hot dick<did you say....hot?> poked her in the
abdomen<Made my *own* hole, I did.>.  Looking into my eyes she
reached for it her small hand not even able to go all the way
around<awwwww>.  The cum boiled<musta been pretty damn...you know>
in my balls as she stroked the skin of my cock back and forth.  I
felt like a teenager getting my first piece of ass<instead, I was
a grownup getting my first potential harassment suit.>.  I was
ready to blow my load and hadn't even gotten close to soaking my
joint in her hot love tunnel.<Make up your own joke here.  I gotta
blow chow.>
      I gently extricated<extirpated!> my cock from her hand and
gently<was that...gently?> laid her down on the desk<Um, then I
laid her in the car, the closet...that whole lay/laid/lain thing is
a bitch, ain't it?>.  This allowed my aching cock to cool a
little<phew!> so that I wouldn't be embarrassed by blowing my cork
like a young kid<of 3 or 9>.  But it also gave me a chance to get
another look at what I was about to enjoy and hoped<doubted> that
she would enjoy too.  The fur on her mound did not hide the puffy
dark pink lips of her slit<as it so often didn't.  Huh?>.  I knelt
between her legs to get a closer look at every man's wet
dream<forgetting, for a moment, all about soc.motss>.  I began to
plant kisses on her soft thighs<Would they bloom?  I still
wonder...>.  Kissing and licking my way toward my goal caused her
to moan with want<!!>.  She placed her hands on my head and at
first she seemed to keep me from putting my lips against hers<So I
spit out my gum and...>.  But after a short time just the opposite
happened and she was pulling me even closer.  Finally I pushed her
legs up and back toward her shoulders.  This caused the pink lips
of her sex to open like a blossoming rose<I love new similes!>
inviting me to continue my quest to taste that honey nectar<oh
dear> and bring her to yet another orgasm<GOD DAMN I'M GOOD!>.  I
put my thumbs on either side of her slit opening it even more<but
that's not all!>.  As I leaned toward my goal I could see that she
was more that ready for anything that I had in mind<So I flipped
down my arc-welding mask, kick-started the belt-sander, filled the
caulking gun with tapioca and screamed "YEE-HAW!">.  The wetness
flowed from her honey hole and puddled at the bottom of that
opening<like so much errant stagnation>.  Her sexual odor<hee.  Tip
to all potential writers of erotica:  the word "odor" is way better
than "aroma".  Next week's lesson:  "stench", "noxious",
"malodorous"> reached my nostrils and I could wait no more<"YIPPY-
KI-YAY MOTHERFUCKER">.  I put my mouth on her cunt and sucked her
love juices from her<*slurp*>.  She came almost instantly and I
could feel the walls of her pussy contract on my tongue as I pushed
it into her.  An orgasmic <and yet, silent> scream came from deep
in her throat.  Her second orgasm subsided but I was not
through<She realized this when I changed drill bits>.  I wanted her
to remember this meeting for a long time<forEVER!>.  I stroked my
tongue from the bottom of her slit all the way to the top.  As I
reached the top, my tongue caressed her clit which stuck out like
a small erect penis, she gasped and shuddered at that
touch<interesting punctuation--it's got a good beat--I give it a
79>.  I brought her to two more orgasms by alternately sucking and
licking her clit.<I kept count by scratching lines into the NeXt
box>
      I knew she could have gone on for some time, but my cock
again hurt from a need for release<Oh yeah, and it was HOT>.  I
stood and pointed my long fat tool toward her hot hole<yeah yeah
yeah whatever whatever>.  She wrapped her hand around my deep
veined cock and said in a husky lust filled voice, <"You know how
to whistle don't you?  I'm not bad.  I'm just drawn that way">
"Please fuck me, but don't hurt me.  Your cock is so big."<in
SIZE!>  As I leaned toward her she guided my iron rod into her<Next
time maybe she'd choose my PENIS!>.  The head of my dick touched
that hot wet tunnel and I wanted to drive every inch into her on
the first thrust<Only that would have been too, too easy.>.  But
the feel of her hand guiding me reminded me of her plea for
tenderness<Michael Bolton, you listening?> so I was able to hold
back pushing only the red knob of my cock head into her.  She
moaned as our sex organs became one<yikes>.  As I pushed more and
more of my meat into her hot cunt she raised her ass from the desk
taking everything I had<Look for my novel "Balls and all, Bitch--a
Love Story" due out in the Spring>.  Once our pubic hairs
entwined<velcroed> and my heavy balls laid<that word again!>
against her ass she released the breath<full stop> she was
holding<so I bought a nickel bag and split>.  <Warning--sentence-
from-Hell approacheth> I slowly pulled my cock out of her and the
lips of her cunt clung to my tool stretching as her hot hole slowly
gave up my meat<Surrender the pink, Bay-bee!>.  I began to push
back in just as my tool reached the mouth of her cunt<which, I
surmised, was probably the best time to start thrusting>.  Long
slow strokes<Say *that* ten times fast.  Okay, now try "toy boat". 
Ha.>.  With every in stroke Amy raised her ass to meet my
<demands>thrusts.  As she became accustomed to my size she pushed
up with even more force and I pushed into her even harder forcing
her ass back to the desk top with each thrust, my balls slapping
her ass as I hit bottom<ruptured her cervix.  Hey, shit happens. 
You deal, ya know?>.

     Finally I could hold out no longer<"Don't you look at me!">. 
With one final lunge I buried my burning shaft into her.  My cum
boiled in my balls<Yeah, we know>.  As she felt my cock expand and
contract with my orgasm she too came with the strongest orgasm
<anyone on the planet has ever had, except Elf> yet.  I could feel
the walls of her hole squeeze me as her cunt milked my tool<Hee>. 
My cum boiled in her adding heat to the fire which melted my
cock<Whoa, doggie, can you say, "pushing a conceit"?>.  I collapsed
on her heaving breasts<natch> from the force of our orgasm. 
Finally my soft tool slipped from her<Thank God for small favors>. 
We dressed and straightened the office hoping that we left no
evidence of our act<despite the trashed NeXt with the 38 scratches
across the screen>.

     That's my fantasy.  I don't know if Amy and I will ever
fulfill it but I often think of this and my may other fantasies
with Amy as I stroke my cock.  It seems to be the only release that
I get these days.  Perhaps soon I write down some of my other
fantasies about Amy and me and share them with you. <Cool.  Email
em to me if you like.  Oh yeah, and tell Amy I said hi.>

RICHH