Newsgroups: alt.butt.harp,alt.sex.stories Subject: RICHH: TRUTH OR DARE--3 Message-ID: <1992May15.164718.6368@tigger.jvnc.net> From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH) Date: Fri, 15 May 1992 16:47:18 GMT Sender: news@tigger.jvnc.net (Zee News Genie) Organization: JvNCnet, Princeton University, NJ Lines: 531 Disclaimer: The following story contains naughty bits. If you are under 18, or if this has somehow wandered onto the K12 net, STOP READING NOW. Do not, I repeat, do not email it to all your friends. And for God's sake do not make a printout of it and distribute copies all over your school. I mean sure, it'll be cool and all, and you'll probably have lots of new friends, and you'll probably even get lots of dates which will lead to numerous nights of hot, sticky backseat passion, but like, you could get in big trouble. Cause I know a kid who did it and sure, it was cool for awhile, but all the new friends he made weren't like *real* friends. Plus like, it's all fully and legally copyrighted and if you think you're so tough now, let's see how you feel after a few months in the joint sharing a cell with a disgruntled former Kinko's employee with something to prove. Copyright prison--you wouldn't last a day. That being said, I give you: TRUTH OR DARE--PART II Karen looked goofy, wearing Esprit everything: maroon terrycloth shorts and a pink sweatshirt. Howard was leafing through a Physician's Desk Reference, his new favorite book. Maria had plugged my brother's Les Paul into the stereo and was trying to figure out the bass line to Stevie Wonder's "Sir Duke". [...Satch-a-mo, and the king of all Sir Duke, and with a voice like Ella's ringing out, there's no way the band can lose. You can feel it all o-a-o-ver...] Her fingers were flying, but she pulled the cord out of the stereo and ejected the tape. "Too many damn sixteenth notes. My fingers are fast enough but my hand's just not strong enough. Definitely not for a *real* bass." Howard said, "You should try 'I want a new drug' or 'I can see for miles'. Major bass action." There was a knock. Karen ran over and let in Josh and Erin. Quickly, drinks were poured and a couple joints were moving around. "You two," said Maria, walking into the living room, in bare feet and a black cotton skirt, "Never thought you'd--" "What?" said Erin, tossing her coat onto a chair. "Why not?" "I don't know. It just seemed so random the way you started going out, and now you're all lovey-dovey." "Let's do best-worst," said Karen, pouring some orange juice into a glass with some Absolut. "I'll start," said Erin, "The worst is when you've only seen one episode of 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' in your whole life, the one with all the motorcycles--" "Sidehackers," said Howard. "Yeah, that one. And then, two years later, you happen to be in a place that gets that comedy network, so you decide to watch it, and it's that SAME GODDAMMED EPISODE!" "Yup, that's the worst." "Why does that happen?" "My guess is there's really only one episode, and they just keep showing it." Josh took a drag off the joint, handed it to me and said, "The best is when you're taking a pee, and you spit, and it splits right in half because of the stream." "Oh really?" said Karen. "I'll have to try that. *NOT*." Maria took a healthy drag and said, "Bridges." "Well," said Howard, the GW is okay but I like the Ben Franklin right here in town." "You know what I mean." "How about that bridge to Taxi?" said Howard, who had recently learned all the words. "Well, hang on," said Maria, heading to Howard's room to get his acoustic. Karen scowled, downed her screwdriver and poured another. Erin whispered something to Josh and he nodded his head. I measured out equal parts triple-sec, lime juice, and Absolut into a big, ice-filled pitcher,put the lid on it, shook it all up, and brought it over with some glasses. Maria sat down cross-legged and played the beginning chords to 'Taxi', then went straight to the bridge, [ Whoa, I've got something inside me To drive a princess blind There's a wild man wizard, he's hiding in me Illuminatin my mind Whoa, I've got something inside me, Not what my life's about 'Cos I've been letting my outside tide me Over 'till my time runs out. Baby's so high that she's skyin' Yes she's flying, afraid to fall. I'll tell you why baby's crying 'Cos she's dying; aren't we all? ] "That's a good one. What about 'Live and Let Die'?" Guns n Roses were on MTV. "Gosh MTV," said Karen. "You think maybe we could see aNOTHER Guns n Roses video?" Howard unmuted it just as Axl started in on the bridge: [ What does it matter to you? When you got a job to do, you got to do it well. You got to give the other fella hell--] Maria covered her ears with her hands. "Ouch. He *does* sound like a coyote trapped in barbed wire fence." "All right," said Karen. "Remember 'I'll stop the World and Melt With You'? Kick-ass bridge there." "Musical Youth?" said Erin. "Reggae. Kids. They did 'Pass the Dutchie'" "Cool song. Modern English did 'Stop the World'. Whole bridge is built around these three notes." She played them. "The future's...open wide." "I remember it from 'Valley Girl'." "The worst," said Howard, "has to be that Lionel Ritchie song from 'White Knights', 'Say You, Say Me.'" "Is that the video where he seduces a blind girl?" "That was 'Hello'. Ugh." "'Say you say me' is so bad because it starts out like a fast song, then grinds to a halt with this preposterous 'you are a shooting star' bit, then finishes as a slow song. It's the worst." "The best," said Karen, "was when Bugs Bunny is crashing in that airplane or spaceship or something and it stops just before it hits the ground and he gets out, chews on a carrot and says, 'ran outta gas'. That was the coolest." "Hey," I said, "You remember Goofus and Gallant?" Goofus and Gallant was Howard's idea, and he was the undisputed master. Josh shook his head. Erin nudged him and said, "Oh you do too. It's a cartoon from 'Highlights for Children'. I read it in the dentist's office. You know, it's got the same cover every month and you open it up and go straight to the Goofus and Gallant cartoon. Goofus is the big dumb bully and Gallant is the all- American, clean-cut--" "Okay, yeah," said Josh, "so how does this one work?" "Like this," said Karen. "Goofu says, 'Let's fuck, BA-BEE'" Howard said, "Gallant says, 'My place or yours?'" Erin said, "I like this. What about...Goofus says, 'I got ten big inches of throbbing manmeat for ya, babe!'." "Gallant says, "My Maserati does 185" "Goofus says, 'Dyke.'" Howard said, "Gallant says, 'Maybe I'll see you at the pro-choice march.'" "Wow, you're good," said Erin. "Goofus says, 'Who farted?'" "Gallant says, 'It's a beautiful night for a walk. Shall we?'" "Goofus says, 'You've got some big-ass jugs'." "Gallant says, 'I bet you'd make a wonderful mother'." "Gimme a Goofus, any Goofus." "Goofus says, "You are soo fat. What'd you eat--the universe??!!" "Gallant says, "You are everything to me." Maria said, "Goofus says, 'Buy your own damn rags. Who do I look like--Alan Fucking Alda??!!'" Howard didn't even have to think about it. "Gallant says, 'I'll pick up some herbal tea and Haagen-Dasz, too. Back in a flash.'" Erin said, "What else do you do?" Karen refilled all our glasses from the kamikaze pitcher and said, "Retrograde jokes." "Retrograde?" said Erin. "Punch lines first. You have to figure out the joke." Karen said, "Stvie Wonder doing a Rubik's Cube." Howard said, "What goes click, did I get it yet? Click, did I get it yet? Click, did I get it yet?" Erin spit out some Kamikaze. "Ouch." Josh said, "The guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman." Erin said, "Ooh, what goes like this?" and started rubbing the back of her head. "Nice. Real nice." "Truth or Dare, then?" said Karen. Howard said, "I'll put on some tunes." And then he was up, fiddling through some cd's. [ Farewell to this land's cheerless marches hemmed in like a boar between arches ] "Haven't heard from Morrissey in awhile," said Josh. [ her very Lowness with her head in a sling I'm truly sorry-but it sounds like a wonderful thing ] Karen said, "Morrissey plus red meat equals..." "Got me." "Howard," said Karen. "Grab the cd of 'Bona Drag', will you?" He did. "Morrissey plus red meat equals..." She showed us the cover. "Vanilla friggin' Ice. My God." Pretty scary, eh? C'mon, truth or dare." [ dear Charles, don't you ever crave to appear on the front of the Daily mail dressed in your Mother's bridal veil? ... has the world changed, or have I changed? has the world changed, or have I changed? ... life is very long, when you're lonely life is very long, when you're lonely ] "All right," said Josh. "Truth or dare?" "Dare." "Show us your--" Karen's sweatshirt was already halfway up her ribcage. "--Birthmark." Maria laughed. Karen smoothed out her sweatshirt and pulled the left side of her shorts down a little, revealing a pale brown heart on the inside of her hip. "Cute," said Erin. "Truth or dare, Erin?" [ Panic on the streets of London Panic on the streets of Birmingham ... Burn down the Disco Hang the blessed D.J. Because the music that they constantly play IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE ] "Hang the DJ's," said Howard. "You gotta love Morrissey." "At least he's real," said Maria. [ Hang the blessed D.J. Because the music they constantly play ... Hang the D.J., Hang the D.J., Hang the D.J.. Hang the D.J., Hang the D.J., Hang the D.J.. HANG THE D.J., HANG THE D.J., HANG THE D.J. HANG THE D.J., HANG THE D.J., HANG THE D.J. ] "Quit stalling, Maria. "We know you're not shy." [ Shyness is nice, but Shyness can stop you From doing all the things in life That you'd like to So, if there's something you'd like to try ASK ME-I WON'T SAY "NO"-HOW COULD I? ] Erin finished off her kamikaze and poured another. "Truth." Karen said, "Do you make Josh wear a condom?" Josh was openly bisexual. She leaned her head against his shoulder. "He insists." "Awww." [ Spending warm, Summer days indoors Writing frightening verse To a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg ASK ME, ASK ME ,ASK ME ASK ME, ASK ME ,ASK ME ... Because if it's not Love Then it's the Bomb That will bring us together ] "Maria? Truth or Dare?" "Shit. I wanted to ask Karen something. But she never does truths." "Go ahead, sweetness, ask me I won't say no how could I?" Maria poured herself some from the pitcher. "How come you hate me?" Erin nudged Josh and he nodded slightly. "Look, sweet--" "And stop calling me sweetness. I hate that." "What do you want from me? I don't much like girls anyway and before you showd up I was the queen. How could I not resent you? With your guitars and your voice, what the hell do you expect--" "Karen,--" "No. She asked. And I don't hate you. It's just hard for me to not be in the spotlight, all right? I have a big problem with that." "Wow," sad Erin. "Total buzzkill." "Fuck off." "Hey." Howard lit up another joint and was passing it around. "All right," said Karen. "I answered a truth. You owe me a dare." Maria drank some more and said, "All right. Lemme pee first." Soon she was back. "All right. Dare." Karen said, "Two words. Eat me." "Karen--" "I see how you look at me. Come on, I want you to. And I don't even like girls. Make me like it." Karen got up and sat down on the couch. "Rich--" Maria looked at me. "Go ahead. Just don't fall in love." "Ha. Not fucking likely." She lifted her skirt to her thighs and walked over on her knees to the couch. She reached up and Karen lifted her hips and she slid down Karen's shorts and dropped them beside her. "Oooh, nice," said Maria, running her hand along the inside of Karen's thighs, pushing them apart slightly. Then she seemed to have an idea and sat up on the couch next to Karen. She reached one arm behind the half-naked girl and lifted off her sweatshirt when Karen raised her arms. "You've got the best tits," said Maria, squeezing them together and moving from one nipple to the other with her mouth, finally teething across both of them. Karen arched her back and groaned. Maria took a nipple between her teeth and stretched it away from Karen as her hand rubbed circles on her belly, occasionally sliding over her shaven mons. Maria kissed Karen behind her ear, down her neck, and over her scapula. Karen shivered. Maria ran a hand over Karen's upper arm. "Look at all these goosebumps!" "I haven't felt like this since the first time I heard the Faith album." Without taking my eyes off the scene, I quickly slipped in the cd and came back. [ Well I guess it would be nice If I could touch your body. I know not everybody's Got a body like you. ] Karen pulled Maria's head back to her breast. Maria licked and sucked at the swollen ridges, the nipple knobby as a walnut shell. [ But I gotta think twice Before I give my heart away. I know all the games you play Because I play them too ] Maria's hand travelled over Karen's belly, hip, and thigh before it finally stopped, cupping the soft fullness between her legs. Karen's thighs parted still more as Maria moved the whole area around over Karen's pubic bone. She slid a forefinger between Karen's folds and Karen gasped. "Have you been doing your exercises?" asked Maria. "Tighten." A look of concentration came over Karen's face and Erin gasped as Karen's cunt appeared to suck in the brunette's finger. "Good girl," said Maria. "You've been a very good girl. That deserves a kiss." And she leaned down and planted a kiss right on Karen's clit. [ Well I need some time off From that emotion Time to pick my heart up off the floor ] Karen took a breath and said, "You're gonna have to work. I've been drinking." "Sweetness," said Maria. "Put a sock in it, okay?" Then she reached under Karen's knees and pulled her legs up onto the couch spinning her ninety degrees. Karen let her left leg dangle over the side of the couch and her right leg stretch out straight to the floor. Her legs were spread very wide. "My God. You are so pink." Maria lay on her stomach, her knees bent and bare feet pointing in the air, toes curling and uncurling as she worked. She started by sliding her thumb into Karen's hole and the tip of her forefinger into her ass. Karen arched her hips up to bring in more. Maria's fingertip made little circles in Karen's ass tunnel as her thumb worked against her pelvic floor. All the while her other hand was strumming across her clit as her tongue disappeared between the younger girl's folds, occasionally grazing against her clit. Karen arched up and said, "Oh shit. Eat me. Suck me. Oh God. Fuck. Suck me. Lick it. Mmmm. Mmmm. Fuck. Oh shit." Then, Maria began to really eat her in earnest, sliding her tongue deep into the bottom, drawing it up hard over Karen's pubic bone and finishing by grazing it over her clit. She kept repeating this while her hands ran over Karn's waist and hips and buttocks. We thought that Karen would pass out for certain. Then, Maria just went completely nuts, using her cheeks, chin, her nose-- transferring the moisture until her entire face, and Karen's thighs, were very shiny and slick. Karen's face went through a series of contortions and she dug her toes into the carpet. Soon, the younger girl's whole body tensed, her fingers tight in Maria's hair, and she made noises she had no choice about. When Karen's body went slack, Maria wiped her face on the girl's thigh, looked up and said, "Still hate me?" "Bitch," said Karen, and theatrically sat up and slid down the couch and landed in a heap on the floor. "That was sooo fucking intense." Maria slid up a little on he couch then leaned over, took Karen's head in her hands and kissed her, full on the lips--a long, juicy, thrilling kiss that seemed to go on and on. "Um," said Josh, "think maybe we oughta leave?" "Nah. Howard," said Erin. "You got any incense?" Everyone laughed and Maria helped Karen back into her clothes and hurried into the bathroom. Howard dug up a stick of incense, lit it, and put it into a holder on a table. "While you're up, Howard," said Maria, over the running water. "Why don't you deep-six the George Michael?" Soon Howard and Maria returned. Howard whispered something to Karen and she smiled and then nodded. Erin said, "My God, Karen. Your face--" Karen said, "What." Erin shook her head. "You've just got that look. I've never seen you quite this, this--" "Soft," said Josh. "Yeah, this soft. You're all languid. And your face is pinker than your shirt." "Stah-ahp," said Karen, and leaned back into Howard. He kissed her on top of her spiky hair and folded his arms around her. "So fucking intense," said Karen and she shivered in an afterimage of the orgasm. "Who's up?" "How." "Truth or Dare?" "Dare." [ "Show me how you do that trick The one that makes me scream" she said "The one that makes me laugh" she said And threw her arms around my neck "Show me how you do it And I promise you I promise that I'll run away with you I'll run away with you" ] "The Cure," I said. "All right, How. We need a break. Do a trick. Any trick." "All right. Anyone have a fresh pack of cigarettes?" Erin produced an unopened pack of Marlboro Lights and handed it to Howard. Karen sat up, and Howard carefully undid the wrapper, crumpled up and tossed the foil, and pulled out a cigarette. He lit it, took a puff, then with the cigarette burned a hole carefully into the larger half of the plastic wrapper, right near the bottom. "All right, I'll do two tricks. First, my duck call." Karen and I groaned and he raised the wrapper carefully to his lips and said, "Here, Ducky, Ducky. Here, Ducky, Ducky." "Boo." "Hsssss." "All right. Hold on. I told you I had another. [ Spinning on that dizzy edge I kissed her face and kissed her had And dreamed of all the different ways I had To make her glow "Why are you so far away?" she said "Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you That I'm in love with you" ] "And because you booed me, Erin, you get to be my lovely assistant." "Fine." "Hold out your arm and make a fist." "Is this going to hurt?" "Just do it. Don't be such a--" She did as he asked. [ You Soft and only You Lost and lonely You Strange as angels Dancing in the deepest oceans Twisting in th water You're just like a dream ] He carefully balanced the wrapper on her arm. Then he held the lighter up to the small hole he had burned near the top. Next he pulled back the little plastic piece and we could hear a hiss as the gas came out. After a few seconds he brought his thumb down on the roller part of the lighter, a spark flew, and the plastic wrapper exploded over Erin's arm in a burst of flame. "Yeeow," yelled Erin, jerking back her arm and rubbing it against her thigh. Josh inspected the forearm. "Didn't even leave a mark." "Well, it still hurt." Josh kissed her forearm and dragged the tip of his tongue along it into the crook of her elbow. "Hey, save it, tiger." Karen leaned back into Howard and said, more to herself than anyone, "So fucking intense." [ Daylight licked me into shape I must have been asleep for days And moving lips to breathe her name I opened up my eyes And found myself alone alone Alone above a raging sea That stole the only girl I loved And drowned her deep inside of me You Soft and only You Lost and lonely You Just like heaven ] "Truth or dare, Josh?" "Truth." Karen said, "What does Erin not do for you, in bed, that you wish she would?" "Wow." "Well?" "Well, Erin's pretty uninhibited, but for some reason all the straight girls I've been with have this weird phobia about using their fists." "Jah-ahsh--" "So she doesn't pummel you? Is that what you're saying?" "Very funny, Karen." Maria said, "Shame to waste such a cute butt." "Waste?" "Hey," said Erin. "Did you hear? There was this big shakeup in the airline industry?" "Nope, what?" "Aer Lingus merged with Cunningham Airlines." Numerous groans and Karen said, "Aeringham? I don't get it." "Rich," said Maria. "Truth or dare?" Still gunshy from the last time I took a dare I said, "Truth." "Tell me something," said Maria. "Something real. Something real and beautiful and true. Tell me something I'll never forget." I'd had an idea kicking around in my head for awhile, so I said, "Come here." She sat down next to me. I took a breath and said, "I love neither the princess nor the whore, but rather the princess inside the whore; the whore in the princess. None of us is ever just one thing. We fall in love with the incongruities. For example, you love me because to the world I talk so tough, but inside, behind that door to which only you have the key, lurks the warmest, sweetest, most affectionate child on this planet. I will never ever stop touching you." "Maria?" "And I love you because everyone can see that you are beautiful and smart and talented. But I know that later tonight, when we're alone, you will be a ravenous, passionate tigress, with hungry eyes, and you will part for me and hold me tight and you will scream my name." "Ree?" "Ree?" RICHH