THE PARANORMAL IN MY DAILY LIFE

     I used to be a non-believer.  Crystals, Ramtha, magic
pyramids, Nostradamus, crop circles, self-fellatio:  to all these
I would say, "Bah, bunk!."  But lately, irrefutable evidence of the
paranormal has been creeping into my daily life.  So attention all
ye naysayers:  read on and believe!

1.  There was this song going through my head.  A song they never,
*ever* play anymore.  "Afternoon Delight" it was.  "--rubbing
sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite, and the thought
of loving you is getting so exciting.  Skyrockets in flight..."
Well, anyhow, I flipped on the radio and THEY WERE PLAYING THAT
SONG!!

2.  I was trying to undo the twist tie from a bag of Wonder Bread. 
I saw that I was twisting it the wrong way because it was getting
tighter.  So I stopped, and started twisting it the other way.  AND
IT KEPT GETTING TIGHTER!!!!

3.  So I'm walking across campus and I see someone I think I know. 
Only as I get closer I see it really wasn't the person I thought it
was.  So I keep walking.  And then all of a sudden, out of the
blue, who do I see but THE AFOREMENTIONED FRIEND!!!

Coincidences, you say.  Easily-explained phenomena.  Yeah, and I
suppose bending keys is just a trick, too.  Right.