BLACK CAT Karen had gotten a hold of some Ecstacy, and it was starting to kick in. "Now," said Karen, "Nobody can do anything stupid to me. Oh God." Maria was behind her, already pulling off her sweatshirt. Josh lit up a joint and passed it after taking a hit. Howard put on an old tape. Some Prince. [My little secret, my private joy I could never let another play with my toy My little angel from heaven above oh oh oh oh oh I think I'm falling in love] Maria kissed Karen's neck and Karen shivered. "I'm gonna die tonight, aren't I?" "I'll do my best," said Maria, kissing her behind her ear. Karen took a hit off the joint. "Well, in that case I'm gonna party like it's--" "Yeah yeah." Erin's eyes were wide and Maria ran off towards the bedrooms and came back holding a short silk robe. She rubbed it over Karen's shoulders and breasts, her nipples already hard as dates. [U're my little lover, Orgasmatron Only I know, only I know, baby, what turns u on U're my little secret neon light Girl I wanna turn it on turn it on turn it on every night] Maria whispered something to Howard then ran into the kitchen. He moved Karen over to the couch and slipped her out of her panties. Then he cuffed her, spread-eagled, and kissed her breasts and trailed the robe lightly over her. She whimpered, her mouth half-open, eyelids half-closed. [Shoot me up baby, let's take a trip I can't get enough can't get enough of your private private joy joy joy -- such a such a pretty toy joy -- u are my private joy joy -- shoot me up baby, let's take a trip joy -- can't get enough of your private joy -- come on honey baby get up, get up] We heard the can opener buzzing in the kitchen and our fat black cat Shrapnel ran into the kitchen. "Hi Shraps," we heard Maria say and soon she returned from the kitchen, holding a bowl full of crumbled tuna fish, the cat following her. "What are you *doing*?" Karen managed to say before Howard dragged his fingertips lightly over the insides of her thighs, the X doing its job and magnifying his touch until we could almost see the ripples moving through her. Maria took Shraps into the bedroom and soon returned, only this time he was wearing four little red felt cat booties Maria had made. They looked like miniature Christmas stockings. [I strangled Valentino (He strangled Valentino) Been mine ever since (been his ever since) If anybody asks u (if anybody asks u) U belong to Prince (U belong to Prince) come on baby, get up, get up, get up, get up] Maria lay the cat on Karen and Howard stroked it until she purred.(Shraps is a boy cat.) Maria rubbed a clump of the tuna fish around each of Karen's nipples. Shraps went to work immediately. At the first brush of his sandpaper tongue her eyes opened wide and she screeched. "EEEEEK!!! Oh God, it's unbear-oh, oh, oh God." Maria moved him to the other nipple and Josh's hand disappeared under Erin's skirt. The pizza guy arrived. A different one, but he'd heard. We let him in and he said, "Holy. Fucking. Shit." We paid for the pizzas and tipped the guy with a loose joint. He didn't want to leave and we let him call back and say he'd be late. He lit up his joint and passed it. The song changed and we started eating the pizza. Howard fed Karen a slice and she chewed it forever, rolling it around inside her mouth. The pizza guy ate more than any of us. [If U're looking for somewhere to go Thought I'd take u to a movie show Sittin' in the back and I'll jack u off] Maria rubbed some of the tuna across Karen's clit and she shook, coughing on the pizza. "No," she said. "No. You can't. I'll freak." Maria kissed her on the lips and smoothed a hand over her spiky hair. Maria rubbed a liberal amount of KY over and into Karen and then she lifted the cat off Karen's stomach and lay it between her legs. This time she screamed. [I can't give u everything u want but I can take u to a restaurant if u're not hungry I'll jack u off] The pizza place called back and the guy had to leave. At first he said, "Fuck the job," but then changed his mind and headed out. [if your man ain't no good Come on over to my neighborhood we can jump in the sack and I'll jack u off] Karen twisted and the cat only licked faster while Maria lazily played with her nipples. "He's gonna lick you raw," said Maria. "That won't do," and Karen was able to breathe again when Maria scooped him up under one arm. She squeezed some more KY over the very bottom, her perineum and anus. Then she crumbled some more tuna over those same areas and set the cat back. "Ooooh, nice," said the girl. [if u're tired of the masturbator bring a girl, we can go on a date and if u like, I'll jack u off] Maria said, "Ooh, if I just breathe on your clit you'll come..." [I'll jack u off, jack u off I'll jack u off, jack u off I'll jack u off] We all heard it. Karen definitely meowed. "Mrrrrow." Maria kissed her clit and then gently smoothed some lube over her with a light forefinger. "Mmmm," said Maria. "Feels like a ball bearing under a pancake. A pearl onion. A tapioca pearl." Karen was hyperventilating. "Josh, hand me your watch." He did. She rested it against Karen's left breast and lay her left hand right above it. After fifteen seconds or so she said, "One-sixty." [I only do it for a worthy cause virginity or menopause u'll have an instant heart attack if I jack u off] Josh said, "Beats the shit out of aerobics, eh?" Erin giggled, still pumping on his hand. "Oh, oh, I'm--" and Josh swallowed her last word into his mouth. [If u really really want to be a star we gotta do it in your momma's car naked in a Cadillac, I'll jack u off if we can't find no place to go girl, I'll take u to a movie show, we can sit in the back and I'll jack u off] Maria handed Josh back his watch and trailed her hair over Karen's chest. Then she lowered her head to join her fingers and Karen arched stiffly, scaring the cat away. He was quickly replaced by Howard. Karen clenched and arched her fingers, straining against the cuffs. Then she screamed and stiffened, the dam broke, and the sea flowed into Howard's mouth.